Modern Wilderness Adventurers Gifts

'So much for the wild, blue yonder!' (hikers on spotting a TV-watching bear.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Marshmallows

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Surf Casting

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"Thank god I bought my layers."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'