Modern Wilderness Explorer Gifts

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Cat box"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

Deer Season Open.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Trail mix?"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Weird things I do because of the internet

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The Golfing Accident

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Pointing.