Modern Nature Explorer Gifts

Wilderness unplugged.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we there yet?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Koala

"Koalas when no one's looking"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"They're so like us."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

Weird things I do because of the internet

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."