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Wilderness unplugged.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Are we there yet?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"They're so like us."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Koala

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Did you get my tweet?"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."