Nature Explorer T-Shirts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"Darn, it's another bald-crowned big bellied male."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

"Can you outrun a bear?" "No, but I think I can outrun you."

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

Barge and Train meeting on aquaduct

'Take my word for it, this looks like a good career move.'

"Don't panic. There's another sign up ahead."

'Did you order meals on wheels?'

'You're right - we don't belong here.'

'When it comes to stress relief, I believe in a holistic approach.'

'Hunting, hunting, hunting!.. Just once couldn't you draw a nice gathering scene?!

"Nope, I'm squeezing as hard as I can, that is one stuck pig."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Road less travelled filled with people.

Ducks following a child.

Scenic Look OUT!!

'Sure, it's all fun and games until someone loses an iPhone.'

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"Face it - we're lost."

Zebra Stripes Caught In Tree.

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.

'I'm off to the city for some peace and quiet.'

'But, your Majesty, what's the point of being busy bees if this so-called Beekeeper always steals our honey?'

'Gretel, this time I poisoned the bread. We'll just follow the trail of dead birds home.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Warning: Slippery slope of over-used metaphors ahead (majestic pines, crystal streams, etc.). Writers are advised to take alternate path.

'Did you notice the beehive next door?'

'I've been retaining water lately.'

"Bob tells me you hunt."

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...