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"Looks to be some kind of menu."

"Make it look like natural selection."

'That's one of the drawbacks of butterfly hunting in Transylvania!'

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

"It's a photo release form. I'm not signing this."

Claustrophobic Groundhog

Snake bite.

"And that's why you go on safari."

"I don't like the way that Rhino's preparing to charge."

Turtle chick.

'I'm an amphibian on my mother's side and a reptile on my father's side.'

tiger strangling snakes

"He likes to explore wildlife while being lazy."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'Hello Al? Open the cabin door.Don't ask me why.'

Wrinkly elephant ironing itself.

'Mummy, Mummy: The nasty teacher said I couldn't take my Teddy Bear to school anymore...'

'They're called 'cockleburrs,' not 'velcro seeds.''

'What the. . . don't tell me that you ate the frog that was sitting right there?'

'Hey, don't you know how to knock?'

'I know it's been millions of years of evolution,but I still feel like a fish out of water!'

Mountain goat looking through view finder.

"The sign doesn't apply to you!"

'Sure there was a bad side to hunting, but there was also the excitement, the challenge, the romance of it.'

'For us Son, it's not 'Survival of the Fittest', but 'Survival of the Cleverest'...'

Crocodile

'Never shoot straight up.'

'Make no mistake Tomlinson...it's a jungle out there.'

Marmalade the Cheetah brushing hippos teeth.

Duck

'It's true, I live 17 years, unfortunately, mostly as a grub.'

"For goodness sake, Letticia! This is no time to be starting one of your infernal affairs."

'Kyle, I got here as soon as I heard! Kyle? Kyle?? Oh no, I'm too late.'

"Whiplash..."

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."