Wildlife Adventurers T-Shirts

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Catskills

'Why of course I won't hurt the nice man. Now run along and play.'

"Sweetie, you can’t solve this problem by throwing money at it!"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'Who said you can't solve your problems by running?'

A Duck hunter has accidentally shot dead Cupid from the sky

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

"Cat box"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Giraffe Umbrella

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Look, a bug!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Deer Season Open.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Garden Goddess.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"The unlucky lemming"

Giraffe Selfie

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"I love this time of day."