Wildlife Adventure T-Shirts

Intrepid Explorer Fail

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

"Cat box"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Look, a bug!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Garden Goddess.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

Koala

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Marco ..."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Giraffe Selfie

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I love this time of day."

"The unlucky lemming"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'