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Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Cat box"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Crocodile

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Kangeroo and joey

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Guess who's teething?'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'