Wildlife Expedition Gifts

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Cat box"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Crocodile

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Guess who's teething?'

Kangeroo and joey

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"And that's why you go on safari."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"Whiplash..."