Wildlife Exploration Gifts

"I feel tremendous pressure to frolic."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Tell me honestly, they're not that big, are they?'

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

"Whatever you do, don't show fear."

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"Forget swimming with dolphins... how about wrestling with crocodiles?"

"Animals? Yes, sir, we're working on that."

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

"We've got a problem."

Tarzan mobile phone

"Wow! This is the legendary giant desert vulture! Don't let it go, Gary! Don't let it go!!"

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'You were right it wasn't Jacques Cousteau.'

'Bear tracks... and they're fresh!'

'Use the delivery entrance.'

'George,your big game guide is here.'

'Oh, Herb, our new camera! Couldn't you at least have handed it to me?'

Inflatable Duck Boat

Pondlife

Do bears @#$ in the woods?

Give us a leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg up.

Exhibit. This nature photographer is obsessed with money. He photographed clams because they were ancient currency and are now slang for money. He's taken lots of pictures of the Greenback Trout. "I can never have too many greenbacks," he said. He finds pelicans interesting because he likes big bills. And now he's chasing some antelope to photograph. He's going after some quick bucks!

That day the Wilsons visited the wrong petting zoo.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Birds of the Pantanal

Bitchbark Canoe

City Zoo: Day Care

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."