Wilderness Exploration Gifts

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"He's the best hunting dog I've ever had."

"My client is claiming damages for sexual dysfunction resulting from the stress of you attempting to blow his head off."

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'No, I don't believe in angels ...why?'

'I don't know a lot.'

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

'Quiet Zone' in the desert.

Camping Tent with Electricity Wire.

"Indigenous? More like ingenious, to survive out here!"

Campground closed until further notice

"Sorry sir, no mask, no shoes, no service."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Local Knowledge

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Desert Island BBQ

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'How very Cumbria.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."