Wilderness Exploration Gifts

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"He's the best hunting dog I've ever had."

"My client is claiming damages for sexual dysfunction resulting from the stress of you attempting to blow his head off."

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'No, I don't believe in angels ...why?'

'I don't know a lot.'

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

'Quiet Zone' in the desert.

Camping Tent with Electricity Wire.

"Indigenous? More like ingenious, to survive out here!"

Campground closed until further notice

"Sorry sir, no mask, no shoes, no service."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Local Knowledge

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Desert Island BBQ

Deer Season Open.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Rock Climber