Wilderness Explorer Gifts

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'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'

'Wifi! Wifi! Wifi!. . .'

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

'This match won't light.'

'Then there's the thrill of the chase. You'll never get that with soybeans.'

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

Up North: Caution Road Work, Possible Forest Fires....

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

Quicksand - no tap dancing.

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

"Let's go with the farm-raised salmon tonight."

A man uses an outdoor urinal

"We'd better boil it to make sure it's safe to drink."

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'It's The Wild, for you.'

'See what happens when you feed the bears.'

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Bunny Adams never managed to rescue a bear cub,like his brother Grizzly had.

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

'This is you, enlarged.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'Cool - slowfood!'

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

'Hey Tom, what do you think: Is it really a wolf or is it an Indian in disguise coming towards us?'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'getting back to nature', but careful what you wish for.

The Lonesome Pine

"Camping is in my blood! I harmonize with the humming of Mother Nature!"