Woodland Explorer Gifts

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

"As if buddy! I still remember what happened the last time you bought me a couple of drinks."

Tree sap drips makes man need the toilet.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Cat box"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Butterflies

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

ET Mishap

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Golfing Accident