Woodland Adventurers Gifts

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"This never happened."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Where the wild things were."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I brought cocoa."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.