Woodland Adventurer Gifts

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"No, we're not telling you the password - you have to use TheWoodsWiFi - Guest."

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'I don't know what porridge is either, but they're all crazy for it.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Skiing.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

First aid in mountains

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Deer Season Open.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Where the wild things were."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"