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'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"No, we're not telling you the password - you have to use TheWoodsWiFi - Guest."

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'I don't know what porridge is either, but they're all crazy for it.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Skiing.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Where the wild things were."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"I brought cocoa."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'