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'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

"As if buddy! I still remember what happened the last time you bought me a couple of drinks."

Tree sap drips makes man need the toilet.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Cat box"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Butterflies

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

ET Mishap

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Deer Season Open.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

The Golfing Accident

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.