Woodland Exploration T-Shirts

'Ahhh...It almost smells like our bathroom air freshener.'

Wildlife

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Welcome Spring.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I brought cocoa."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."