Woodland Exploration Gifts

'Ahhh...It almost smells like our bathroom air freshener.'

Wildlife

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Welcome Spring.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I brought cocoa."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Tree Funeral