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'Good news, Pinocchio, I got you an appointment with a tree surgeon,'

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Snow Devil

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Sport Utility Boot.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I brought cocoa."