Woodland Wonderer Mugs

'Good news, Pinocchio, I got you an appointment with a tree surgeon,'

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sausages.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Snow Devil

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Sport Utility Boot.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"I brought cocoa."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"