Wildlife Wonderer Mugs

'Pull...'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Explorer chased by lion finds gorilla offers a helping hand.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'Even despite the impending danger, they are still compelled to cross!'

'What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?'

'Ebola is coming!! Ebola is coming!!'

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

"This thing is so slow!"

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

'I'm sorry but I'm a small animal vet.'

"Evenin' gents - what's yer poison..?"

'When does squirrel season open?'

"Mum, spiders have eight legs: does it mean we're related to the octopus?"

"Hey, how come our names aren't on the plaque?"

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Owl

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Envelopes.

Elephant aids tiger in it's quest for human meat.

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

What animals look like when they're stuffed. What the animals actually looked like.

"What do you mean, you can't walk without your head going back and forth like that?! Are you serious?"

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'

"A strange thing. When I bagged him, he had this roll of toilet tissue in his paw."

Bear To Right

Hyenas as Pets

'It's a laugh, innit.'

Animals to look at when killing time for the coach.

"You're lucky. You don't have to take out the trash because you eat it."

Giraffe of tomorrow