Wildlife Wonderer Gifts

'Pull...'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Explorer chased by lion finds gorilla offers a helping hand.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

'Even despite the impending danger, they are still compelled to cross!'

"Mum, spiders have eight legs: does it mean we're related to the octopus?"

"Hey, how come our names aren't on the plaque?"

'What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?'

'When does squirrel season open?'

"Evenin' gents - what's yer poison..?"

'I'm sorry but I'm a small animal vet.'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

"This thing is so slow!"

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

'Ebola is coming!! Ebola is coming!!'

Tarzan mobile phone

"I told you, he's off limits. He does all out tech support."

Zoo: Board of Directors Stare Down

Canada Goose

Relativity: "Eeee, a tiny human!"

"Beetles remain beetles, birds remain birds, dogs remain dogs - why the hell can't we remain caterpillars?"

"A strange thing. When I bagged him, he had this roll of toilet tissue in his paw."

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'

"What do you mean, you can't walk without your head going back and forth like that?! Are you serious?"

What animals look like when they're stuffed. What the animals actually looked like.

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

Elephant aids tiger in it's quest for human meat.

Envelopes.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Owl

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

"Do you think there's life out there?"