Wildlife Wanderer Gifts

Rattlecornsnake

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Directing a wildlife documentary.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

Yes, I had great fun at the zoo yesterday. Daddy had fun too, especially when one of the animals came in at thirty to one."

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Bird Sanctuary.

"Always happens after a long flight."

Our family migrates in late summer. Pride goeth before the fall! Game Reserve.

I just didn't like humans all that much, so, a few years ago, I decided to go feral...

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

Bear

"Confounded biodiversity!"

Apes make bad patients.

"Yeah, I might be a runt, but the bright side is that I'm not a target for trophy hunters..."

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"No snails for me. I prefer fast food."

Zoom Call.

"I agree, and I'm an expert: you get a nice echo from this location..."

"You're lucky to only hear the 'are we there yet' routing during migration flights. Me, I hear it every single day!"

"You're the school yard monitor today. It's your duty to eject the bear from school grounds."

Zoo

"Maybe he is looking for astronuts."

"Stop wondering what kind of spider could have weaved this web: Help me out!"

Goose Bus.

Cankersaurus

Reality Bites

'Wow, you really are lost!'

Woman taking keys of her husband who has been eaten by a snake.

'You the one who ordered a large Pizza with extra pepperoni?'

'Shhh! I hear something living.'

'Are we there yet?