Wildlife Wanderer Pillows

Rattlecornsnake

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Directing a wildlife documentary.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Yes, I had great fun at the zoo yesterday. Daddy had fun too, especially when one of the animals came in at thirty to one."

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Bird Sanctuary.

"Always happens after a long flight."

I just didn't like humans all that much, so, a few years ago, I decided to go feral...

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

Bear

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

Apes make bad patients.

'Are we there yet?

'You the one who ordered a large Pizza with extra pepperoni?'

'Shhh! I hear something living.'

Woman taking keys of her husband who has been eaten by a snake.

Reality Bites

'Wow, you really are lost!'

Cankersaurus

Goose Bus.

"Stop wondering what kind of spider could have weaved this web: Help me out!"

"Maybe he is looking for astronuts."

Zoo

"You're the school yard monitor today. It's your duty to eject the bear from school grounds."

"You're lucky to only hear the 'are we there yet' routing during migration flights. Me, I hear it every single day!"

"I agree, and I'm an expert: you get a nice echo from this location..."

Zoom Call.

"No snails for me. I prefer fast food."

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"Yeah, I might be a runt, but the bright side is that I'm not a target for trophy hunters..."

"Boy it's hot, and the water is so inviting, isn't it?"

Dead ducks