Wildlife Adventurer Pillows

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

"And that's how ya clean a deer!"

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

'Hop in - I think we're going to get a push.'

'Come on! Come on! Step in it!!'

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

Determined to get a good snapshot, Dr Day inched closer and closer to the sleeping bull elephant. Just then, his beeper went off.

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

'The trip into the wilderness strengthened our team very much because the worst salesmen got eaten by wild animals.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'How many times do I have to tell you to turn off your mobile phone when we're hunting?!'

"Pick up the pace! Hunting season is two weeks away!"

Bear vs. Lumberjack

'That's the sort of home I've always wanted.'

'If you're wondering where the building is, I sold it. I needed the money to finance my Western elk hunt.'

'Well, back to obedience school.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

The Perils of Hunting

The Vet's Revenge.

'So that's why it's called elephant grass.'

Bear using a pelican as a fishing net.

Animal tourism.

'Whoa! Wait, wait - I've lost a shoe.'

'Isn't nature wonderful?'

'We're in luck...they all know first-aid for snake bite!'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

"On a positive note, Oscar finally got the drive to hit that ten thousand steps goal today."

Peacock.

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Killer whale shocks bears fishing for trout.

"Mrs. Thimpson, your husband is resting comfortably now that the game wardens have him tranquiliized."

I tell you what, the "Great White Hunter" turned even whiter when his gun jammed while I was charging! Boy he can climb trees quickly...