Wildlife Wanderers Gifts

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Not that net!'

"Cat box"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Hither and Yon sign

Monkey-artist

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Sport Utility Boot.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Where the wild things were."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"