Nature Wanderers Gifts

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"I couldn't imagine returning to the daily stress of New York City."

Springvale...Gateway to the Not-So-Great Anymore Outdoors.

Tourists finding a path

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Oh, crap.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Sport Utility Boot.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Trail mix?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"They're so like us."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Where the wild things were."