Trail Wanderers Gifts

"It's about three miles north, as the naked mole rat burrows."

Black Forest Collectibles.

'Not that net!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Hither and Yon sign

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Where the wild things were."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Nature Lovers

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Tourist

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."