Trail Wanderers Gifts

"It's about three miles north, as the naked mole rat burrows."

Black Forest Collectibles.

'Not that net!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Hither and Yon sign

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Where the wild things were."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Nature Lovers

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Tourist

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."