Trail Dreamers Gifts

"Oh, I've always wanted to pretend to want to hike the Appalachian Trail."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

SPOONING CACTI

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Yakety-Yak

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Swamp gas

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

New around here?

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

"Just junk mail."

Confusing directions.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Orienteering 101

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

Black Forest Collectibles.

Mowing the Jungle

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."