Mountain Dreamers Gifts

Offering a builder a lease on a mountain.

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'Just think, George, we'll soon be the first people ever to set foot on this summit...'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

SPOONING CACTI

"You've been served."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

Swamp gas

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

'Life is too short to be little.'

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

'You see he slipped off this ledge here, and landed in this ravine.'

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

"Just junk mail."