Mountain Dreamers Gifts

Offering a builder a lease on a mountain.

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'Just think, George, we'll soon be the first people ever to set foot on this summit...'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

SPOONING CACTI

"You've been served."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Swamp gas

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

'Life is too short to be little.'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

"Just junk mail."

'You see he slipped off this ledge here, and landed in this ravine.'