Mountain Summit Dreamers Gifts

"Grandpa rose to the top by himself, Jordan. There was no Sherpa."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

SPOONING CACTI

"You've been served."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Swamp gas

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

We can't go on meeting like this...

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

Mount Everest.

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

'Life is too short to be little.'

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."