Mountaintop Dreamers Gifts

'Never catch snowflakes on your tongue while the birds are flying!'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Walkers

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"You've been served."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'Life is too short to be little.'

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

'You see he slipped off this ledge here, and landed in this ravine.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

And as the sun sets over the hills...