Mountaintop Thinker Gifts

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

NOW HIRING GURUS, 'I brought a resume for each reincarnation.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Thought Cloud

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Mom?"

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

Sorry, not now, he's brainstorming.

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

'This looks like a good spot to catch up on our email.'

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'

'The secret to happiness is to stay away from low-lying coastal areas which are most susceptible to storms from global warming.'

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

"Thirty-seven years up here and my ears STILL pop!"

If life is a river, what are we doing up here on top of the mountain?

'Why didn't you take the elevator?'