Mountain Top Musings Gifts

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

Climbing with a mountain goat.

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

Weltanschauung (worldview).

Danger Signs.

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

"Now, that's what I call a speed bump."

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."