Mountain Peak Enthusiast Gifts

Six hikers climb to a narrow peak.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Skiing

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Climbing with a mountain goat.

Weltanschauung (worldview).

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

Danger Signs.

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Now, that's what I call a speed bump."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

'Just how tall is this building?'

'Yeah, me, too ? this is the best job I could get with a B.A. in philosophy.'

Mountaineers milk.

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'