Mountain Peak Enthusiast Gifts

Six hikers climb to a narrow peak.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Skiing

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

Danger Signs.

Weltanschauung (worldview).

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

Please use next mountain.

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

"Now, that's what I call a speed bump."

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

'Just how tall is this building?'

'Yeah, me, too ? this is the best job I could get with a B.A. in philosophy.'

Mountaineers milk.