Mountain Enthusiasts Gifts

Climbing with a mountain goat.

"Climb every mountain? Are you sure?"

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

'Echo Tourism'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Snowmobull

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Fresh pepper?"

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Skiing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."