Mountain Enthusiasts Gifts

Climbing with a mountain goat.

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

'Echo Tourism'

"Fresh pepper?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Snowmobull

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Skiing

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."