Mountain Climber Enthusiast Gifts

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Skiing

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

The Path

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Bad times to sneeze

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Rubbish and Everest

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"I like to stay on top of things."

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Danger: Falling animals

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"I told you it was a universal truth."

Survival kit

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'So what if we don't have running water?!'