Mountain Climbing Enthusiast Gifts

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'

Happy Hour

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Stairlift around cliff face.

Rock Climber

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Skiing

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Do you have an appointment?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

The Path

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Bad times to sneeze

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Rubbish and Everest

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Danger: Falling animals

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."