Mountain Climbing Enthusiast Gifts

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'

Happy Hour

Rock Climber

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Skiing

"Do you have an appointment?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"Do you have pants in XL?"

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Rubbish and Everest

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"Another nosebleed?!"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'