Climbing Enthusiast Gifts

A mountain climbing problem.

'Whew! You're a tough girl to stalk.'

Rubbish and Everest

'You won't fall down! Trust me, as a tax collector, I know how to put a noose around someone's neck!'

'Darn! Doug's taking another fall - I thought that hippo said he knew how to climb!'

Fortune Cookies

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

Out of Order

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

The not-so-sure-footed sheep of the Andes.

Tomb of the unknown mountaineer

'Darling we can't carry on like this.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Fairy Library - Jack Climbs the Bean Stalk

"Women can't resist a challenge."

"Did I leave the oven on?"

Watch for falling rock climbers

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Skiing

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Recalculating

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'