Climbing Connoisseur Gifts

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Crane fishing

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Rubbish and Everest

Man-made vs dog-made

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

Moliere

"It's called being preemptive."

Bleak House

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

Charles Dickens.

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'After sinking all our money into our website, we couldn't afford to finish our building.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Building getting a new coat fitted

'Your hanging baskets are looking good this year, Sir Ranolf.'

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."