Camping Connoisseur Gifts

'I thought it might help our budget if I rented them our backyard.'

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

'Amazing how much stuff modern campers bring with them.'

Just in case its sunny.

'He's playing cards with the wild animals. Just how long have you guys been out here camping?'

"I thought it was a little campy."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Camping-Pong

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Reverse Mortgage.

I love campsites!

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"You took too long!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."