Camping Enthusiast Gifts

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

'Good thing we got here early and got a good spot!!'

'We provide temporary housing for new hires.'

'Food fight!'

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

'Did you hear something?'

Dog with his own tent.

'I realize you like to baby your motorcycle, but shouldn't WE be sleeping in the tent?'

'This is a real wilderness - my cell phone won't work.'

"You just wouldn't listen would you? I told you to buy a car, THEN a caravan!"

North South.

'Little Billie wanted to come along but we couldn't possibly take him with us.'

They're pup tents. He's running a summer camp."

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

'You replaced my photo with a photo of your pop-up, and you wonder why I'm angry?'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

'Mr. Crawford, the doctor will see you now.'

Bug-Away

"Do you know 'Everything but the kitchen sink' is an expression, not a challenge, right?!"

'Our pop-up is big, but it's not that big. So put your big screen TV, stero and computer back in the house!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'And it's also a really great hedge against a future bad housing market.'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

'And what to tell our insurance company?'

Professor Philips finally settles the debate on bears lavatorial habits,

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'I'll wait.'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

"Not tacos again!"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Reverse Mortgage.

"Gnatsack"