Camping Enthusiasts Gifts

Summer Camp

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"I don't like roughing it..."

Worst camping trip ever.

"We love camping and it keeps the kids from moving back home."

Summer Camp. When the counselor said we'd do finger painting today, I was expecting nail polish.

Static Caravan

Fishermen see road sign: DOCKS and BOONDOCKS

'Hi, mom! We've got to boil water before we can drink it and dad needs the recipe!'

The B&B's are all full, but we have managed to find you a field!

True Love Does Exist.

Static Caravan

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Fresh pepper?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'I mean...'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"You took too long!"