Campsite Enthusiast Gifts

Man relaxing in a deckchair at the campsite

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Marshmallows

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'I mean...'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Roasting the Moneybox

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

I love campsites!

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"You took too long!"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Reverse Mortgage.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"