Summer Camp Enthusiast Gifts

"I hope you all brought books to read."

A mosquito writes a letter to a camper's parents in blood.

"I always end up being attracted to the ones who wear cheap insect repellent."

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

"The idea of swamping the canoe is to practice un-swamping it."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Support Group for a Good Problem

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Camping-Pong

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Building a Shelter

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

I love campsites!