Summer Camper Gifts

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Local, free-range bug juice.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

How was it? Sports camp. Unghhh. Smells like success.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Support Group for a Good Problem

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

The Brothers Grime

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Camping.

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Easter Island Shades...

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Building a Shelter

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."