Summer Traveler Gifts

"They migrate here each summer."

Roads.

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Holiday gas/petrol prices.

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Camping.

Vaccination Passport

Segregated Beach

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Yipeee!"