Summer Vacation Enthusiast Gifts

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'It's almost Summer. School's almost done! No more teachers to ruin our fun!'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and make some money?"

"'What I Did Last Summer,' by Scott Sweningen, as told to Samantha Gerhart."

'Write an essay on what I did last summer? Wouldn't that be a conflict of interest?'

"Crud! I forgot to do my homework!"

"When is work out for summer?"

"Why do they always ruin the last day of school by sending your report card home with you?"

"They're purring."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bad fake tan day.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Bring your own inflatable.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Fight or Flight

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Build a Raft

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Marshmallows

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'Are we there yet?'